Real things said by REAL People!
Honestly.
“Oh sure, the internet is just a fabulous place where one can casually trip over outrageous conspiracy theories and life-changing cat videos at 2 AM. Who needs sleep when you can scroll for hours? Thanks, internet!”
“I love how the internet is like a vast library, but instead of books, it’s filled with trolls and misinformation. It really helps me appreciate the beauty of being misled!”
“Nothing beats that moment when you realize your entire life can be judged by strangers on the internet. That’s the validation I never knew I needed!”
“The internet is such a wonderful escape! You can forget all your problems while immersing yourself in debates about pineapple on pizza. Truly life-changing!”
“I really appreciate how the internet has perfected the art of comparing my ordinary life to everyone else’s ‘perfect’ Instagram highlights. It’s like a daily dose of existential dread!”